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The Units at Rosedale

By Tim Byrne

[This is Condopedia's ongoing series - a fictional account of the trials and tribulations of one small condo association located in Cambridge, Massachusetts. The characters are entirely (wink, wink) fictional, and nothing like this could ever happen in real life.]

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Didi Prescott

Lacey Grundle

Steve Hartinger

Marge Alderwell

Grady Alderwell

Bonnie Devlow and Rachel Wexler

Mike McHenry

Rhoda Mofford

Alexander and Mrs. Patel

 

Episode One

She always checks her mail at around this time. Where the hell is she?

Didi Prescott continued looking out the window but could see no sign of ... There she is. Didi grabbed her keys and headed out toward the mailboxes.

Bonnie Devlow was working her key, with some effort, into the box for Unit 7 when Didi arrived. Didi smiled warmly, but casually, in Bonnie's direction as if they were old friends. Old, perhaps - relative to some of the newer owners - but not exactly friends. Didi liked Bonnie as much as she liked anybody in the association ... and slightly more so because Bonnie was one of the "originals."

"Bills and junk mail," Did said, before she'd even opened her box. "I don't know why I bother."

Bonnie just kept going through her mail, but then looked up sheepishly, wondering if she'd just been asked a question.

"Hi." She couldn't think of anything else to say.

"Say, listen, Bonnie," Didi began. "Are you going to the next condo meeting?"

Since Bonnie couldn't just go back to her unit without saying anything, at least the younger woman was asking simple questions she could answer.

"The meeting? Probably. Rachel usually ...."

"Oh, of course. I meant either you or Rachel. Or both. It couldn't hurt for you both to be there. Of course, each unit only gets one vote ..."

Didi caught her breath.

"Do you like the way things are going around here? You know, the buzzer problem and people leaving junk out on their porches ..."

Bonnie looked around. She wasn't aware that anyone was leaving junk out on their porches. Did she mean Bonnie? She looked in the direction of her unit, even though she couldn't see her own porch way on the other side of the building.

"I'm not criticizing anyone," Didi continued. "I think they all work very hard. I just think it's time for a change. I don't think it's a good idea for the same people to keep serving, over and over again. I remember how hard it was from when I was on the board."

"Oh, I know," Bonnie said. "You couldn't give me that job for all the tea in China."

Didi smiled. Was Bonnie being this way on purpose or did she really have no clue what was going on around her? Thirty-three years on the East Coast and she was still pulling that Midwestern farm girl thing. Or maybe she wasn't.

"I know it's a lot of responsibility, and Lord knows I probably shouldn't take on yet another project, but ..."

Just then Rachel came walking out of the unit she shared with Bonnie for the last eighteen years. Didi had no problem with lesbians, not really, and she liked Bonnie. But Rachel ... Rachel Wexler was a little harder to take. She never said much, to Didi anyway, and Didi had no reason to complain ... it was just something about Rachel's demeanor. Something ... okay, -- masculine.

"How's it going, Didi?" Rachel offered in a friendly, albeit generically friendly, way.

"Just fine, Rachel. Listen, I think you both should come to the next condo meeting, if you're not already. I was just saying to Bonnie - I mean, I like Lacey. Everyone does. But we shouldn't just keep rubber stamping the officers every time they come up for reelection, you know. It's not good for democracy."

"Well, Bonnie and I are both in favor of democracy, aren't we sweetie?"

That's it - Didi thought. "Sweetie!" Did she have to say "sweetie," right in front of Didi? I mean, people should be able to do whatever they want in the privacy of their own homes, but ...

"Good then," Didi said, on her way back to her unit. "I'll see you both Thursday night." Then, as an afterthought - "I like your window boxes!"

 

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Didi Prescott

Lacey Grundle

Steve Hartinger

Marge Alderwell

Grady Alderwell

Bonnie Devlow and Rachel Wexler

Mike McHenry

Rhoda Mofford

Alexander and Mrs. Patel

 

Episode Two

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No matter how many miles she pedaled (and this time out -- on one of her shorter runs - she figured she'd done about twenty), Lacey Grundle always found the biggest chore was switching gears at the last corner before Rosedale and making sure she didn't hit the entrance to the parking lot at the wrong angle. At least tonight she'd have time to catch up on NetFlix.

A quick stop at her mailbox and -- oh, shit.

An envelope taped to the outside with her name typewritten on the front. (And she didn't have to think hard about who still used a typewriter in this complex - the one who "doesn't trust the internet.") "Could you please drop by if you have a minute?" he wrote in an admirably legible, if obsessively uniform, longhand.

Oh, god. I'd better just get it out of the way, she thought.

Steve Hartinger lived in Building 2, Unit 6. He buzzed Lacey in without asking who it was. Nobody else actually used the closed circuit camera feed - setting it up and remembering how to toggle back and forth between regular t.v. and closed circuit was just too complicated. But Steve seemed to have it all figured out.

Lacey tucked some of her naturally-curly brown hair back into her ponytail and untucked her t-shirt. She had a lean runner's body, but didn't especially want to call Steve's attention to that fact. Not that he'd ever ...

The dog barked fiercely as Lacey approached the door, but this was nothing new. Lacey grew up with dogs so she wasn't afraid, usually.

"Lay down, Astro," Steve commanded as he opened the door and Astro, a lean, muscular boxer, went in the corner and did as he was instructed. Steve motioned Lacey in. Even in retirement, Steve wore the engineer's uniform (of his era): dress shirt, sans tie, and polyester dress pants.

There it was on Steve's vintage 70's t.v. set: a live closed-circuit feed of the three main security points in the complex (the mailboxes, the sidewalks in front and the parking lot).

"I know you're busy but I just wanted to get something on the agenda for the next meeting."

"No problem," Lacey offered wearily, "but you can always e-mail me." She said this with a covert smirk.

"You know I'm not into that e-mail stuff. Anyway, I think we need one more security camera. And I think it's really important, especially now."

Lacey knew without asking what "especially now" meant, and she knew better than to give Steve Hartinger the chance to hold forth on geopolitics by asking him about it.

"Okay. Where do you think we need another security camera and why?" she asked.

"We need one on the side of Building 3, facing the entrance to the parking lot."

"But we've got a camera ..."

"We've got one entering, but not exiting. And we want it for license plate numbers." Steve offered Lacey a seat, which she declined. The dog looked at her suspiciously.

"You see, some people don't put their license number on the front plate. You have to, in Massachusetts, but in other states ..."

Lacey looked annoyed.

"Sometimes we get people visiting from other states, and they park in Guest Parking, which is fine, but ..." Steve told her. "I think we just want to be prepared in case we ever need the license number as evidence."

"Evidence?" Lacey asked skeptically.

"Just in case. They don't cost that much. And I could hook it up. The other ones were easy enough ..."

"Fine, Steve. I'll put it on the agenda."

Steve seemed surprised at how easy that was. Lacey tried not to stare at the rotating security camera images on Steve's hardy old Motorola.

"Great."

Lacey smiled and walked herself to the door. Astro lifted his head but otherwise made no move. Once outside in the hallway, Lacey shook her head and walked toward the stairwell.

     
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Didi Prescott

Lacey Grundle

Steve Hartinger

Marge Alderwell

Grady Alderwell

Bonnie Devlow and Rachel Wexler

Mike McHenry

Rhoda Mofford

Alexander and Mrs. Patel

Check out the latest Rosedale Association news in The Rosedale Association Times

 

Episode Three

Lacey Grundle sat, sneakers laced and energy drink in hand, at the kitchen counter, looking at the clock. She'd managed to bring everything she'd needed out to the living room and dressed out there, but now would have to go wake him.

Back in the bedroom was already stirring, thankfully. Although once he was awake, Lacey would have to find something to say to him.

"Hey," was all she could muster immediately.

"Hey," Mike replied, stepping out of bed and looking for his underwear. He wore boxers, of course -- the green/red/blue plaid ones that all the kids wore nowadays, the kind that could also be swimming trunks or beach shorts. Lacey missed briefs, even though they'd fallen out of fashion.

Mike McHenry was the Rosedale Association superintendent. Not exactly what Mike had aspired to be, but then his aspirations were always kind of vague and maybe that's how he wound up here. His body didn't betray a vocation: neither the over-defined bulk of the gym rat with lots of free daytime hours nor the efficiently toned tasteful contours of the upwardly-mobile executive. It was a good man's body, given attention when needed but not obsessed over.

"There's coffee, but I think maybe you'd better ..."

"Oh, I know," Mike replied. "I gotta go."

He'd found everything except his watch and wallet.

Out in the kitchen again, Lacey sat in a natural-looking pose as Mike came out of the bedroom. They smiled an awkward, but sincere, smile.

"Maybe you should go out the front way," Lacey said. "They may see you coming out of the building, but they won't know which unit, exactly ..."

"Oh, and here," she said, grabbing a screwdriver from a drawer and handing it to him. It wouldn't really explain anything, she thought, but it would look like he was doing something he was supposed to be doing.

Mike took the screwdriver and smiled. He looked around for anything he'd forgotten and headed out through the hallway door.

****

Marge Alderwell liked doing dishes by hand, at least some of the time. She found it relaxing. She liked the feeling of warm running water and she liked a task that could be completed successfully every time, as long as the water was warm enough and the dishes not left unwashed for too long. She looked out the window across the parking lot as she scrubbed.

Steve Hartinger was out on his balcony, watering his plants in his bathrobe. Which he doesn't seem to want to be bothered tying, Marge noticed. True, he was wearing boxer-style under shorts, which weren't much different than regular men's shorts, really ... Anyway, at least he takes good care of his plants. Though I wish he didn't have to wave at me all the time, like he knows I can see him.

Marge heard the shower stop, loudly and abruptly as usual as Grady must have been stepping out and getting ready for his big day at the home improvement store. Of course there was precious little they needed to do, or even could do, to maintain the interior of a two-bedroom condo. Certainly nothing that required frequent trips to the home improvement store. But maintenance shopping and projects were Grady's therapy, and who was Marge to deny it to him. Besides, they had the nicest set of custom-built shelving units in their large bathroom of any other unit at Rosedale.

As Grady came waltzing into the kitchen (okay, not waltzing, exactly, but not lumbering, stomping or shuffling either), Marge looked out the window again and noticed Mike, the superintendent of the complex, walking around the parking lot with a screwdriver. Why wasn't he wearing his utility belt if he was fixing something - wouldn't that have been easier?

She asked Grady if he wanted another cup of coffee, which he didn't. (She know he wouldn't, but of course she had to ask.)

"What are you going to do this morning?" he asked.

"Oh, the usual. And don't forget -- Didi's tonight."

Marge had almost forgotten, but putting away the coffee cups reminded her of the plate she still needed to return to Didi. And now dinner. How had she gotten herself involved in this? Of course Didi's just looking for allies, Marge thought. Marge had agreed to announce Didi's candidacy in the newsletter, since it was truly news (and not exactly a secret). Of course, nobody else had ever used the newsletter in that way before (and obviously she'd give equal time to anybody who wanted their candidacy announced, but nobody else ever did). But she thought Didi was interesting, in her own way, and she was dying to see what Didi had done with her condo.

"See you later," Grady said, on his way out the door.

"Bye, honey," she replied, and thought about what she was going to wear to Didi's.

     
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Didi Prescott

Lacey Grundle

Steve Hartinger

Marge Alderwell

Grady Alderwell

Bonnie Devlow and Rachel Wexler

Mike McHenry

Rhoda Mofford

Alexander and Mrs. Patel

Check out the latest Rosedale Association news in The Rosedale Association Times

 

Episode Four

Didi pulled off of Rosedale Street into the parking lot and maneuvered her way past the other cars (most of which were lined up in the center like the were supposed to be, but one or two of which - Sarah and Mike's Jetta and the Patels' station wagon, of course - were parked alongside their units) into her assigned spot. The painted lines were Didi's idea, way back when, and by now everybody agreed that they were necessary as more people drove and had bigger and bigger cars (tanks, really, some of them -- what on earth did people need tanks for in Cambridge?).

She pulled out the keys and popped open the trunk, and as she went around to pull out her groceries she saw the blinking security light and Steve Hartinger on his porch almost at the same time.

"Still," she called to Steve. "They still haven't fixed that light."

"Oh, I know," he replied. "I think Lacey's going to talk about all that at the next meeting."

"Talking is fine, but ..." Didi began. She put the one bag she'd grabbed back in the trunk and walked casually over to Steve's back porch.

"Do you remember back when I was president and John Halwell was vice president and Mindy Blaine was treasurer? You were living here then."

"I remember when John Blaisedale was president - before he skipped town and we started that lawsuit and never wound up seeing a dime from the reserve fund."

Didi sighed. "It's unbelievable. You'd think we'd have an open and shut case and that would be that, but somebody goes into bankruptcy and you can't touch them, but you still have to pay the legal fees ..."

Didi looked at Steve to see if she could gauge his expression.

"But at least we turned things around," she continued. "We had money back in the reserves by the end of the year and kept services going ... It's a hard job. Nobody knows that better than me. But I just think it's important that we take care of the little things, that we don't let things slide."

Steve seemed to be nodding as he continued watering his plants. Why did he have to stand out on his balcony in his underwear? His underwear and a robe, granted, but the robe was loosely tied, his boxers were in plain view ... Granted, these days young girls went out jogging in what were essentially snug bras, but still ...

"Like that light," Didi said, pointing to the erratically blinking flood light. "That's not good for security. Suppose it's late at night and one of us is coming home."

"I'm up pretty late," Steve offered, "and I watch everything."

Didi wasn't sure how to respond to that.

"I suppose you've heard by now that I'm running. For president," Didi said. "I know, I shouldn't. God knows I know what it's like: the petty bickering, the people that are never happy, no matter what you do." She smiled. "Like me. However, I think each of us has a responsibility, and I have more time on my hands now that I'm not working ..."

"I don't think Lacey's doing a bad job, Didi," Steve admitted.

"No! Neither do I! She's done a great job," Didi responded. "I just think it's time, you know? I just think it's time."

Steve didn't nod. He didn't smile. He didn't frown or glare, either. He just seemed to wait, as if Didi hadn't finished her sentence.

"Well," she said, "I'm looking forward to Tuesday's condo meeting, anyway. We've got lots of things to discuss."

She noticed Steve looking over her shoulder at whoever it was whose car door just slammed. It was Rachel.

Rachel waved at Steve and, perhaps, at Didi, too. What was it about Rachel?

Steve called out to Rachel. "Tomorrow night. Eight o'clock. The Discovery Channel."

Didi turned to Rachel who didn't seem to know what Steve was talking about either.

"New England Box Car Racers," Steve explained.

Was this the way Steve "bonded with the lesbians" or did Rachel really have an interest in such things? It was hard to tell. Rachel smiled and waved back, then went into her unit. If I were a lesbian, Didi thought, I'd probably find it appalling that someone would assume ... Then again, Didi thought, I know as much about lesbians as I do about Hip-Hop music.

"It doesn't matter who you vote for, Steve," Didi said, as she moved back to her trunk to get the groceries. "The important thing is that you show up and vote. That's the important thing."

Steve smiled - sort of - as Didi turned back to her groceries and made her way inside.

     
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Didi Prescott

Lacey Grundle

Steve Hartinger

Marge Alderwell

Grady Alderwell

Bonnie Devlow and Rachel Wexler

Mike McHenry

Rhoda Mofford

Alexander and Mrs. Patel

Check out the latest Rosedale Association news in The Rosedale Association Times

 

Episode Five

Bonnie stared at the computer screen (a 19-inch flat panel, courtesy of Rachel's employer) and tried to memorize all the pertinent details. She couldn't do a printout just now, not with Rachel due back any minute from the laundry room. She didn't even want to bookmark the page (something Rachel had taught her when they first got their broadband connection), just in case. Of course she would tell, Rachel, eventually, but ...

The front door opened.

"Someone stole our detergent," Rachel noted as she walked down the hall toward the second bedroom/home office where Bonnie was surfing. "Do you believe that?"

Bonnie quickly clicked on "Google" and looked toward the doorway. "Are you sure?"

"There's only three bottles down there," Rachel explained, "and ours had that lovely label that you printed on it."

Rachel smiled mischievously. "I borrowed some of Didi's. I'm sure she'd love knowing that her laundry soap was helping two middle-aged dykes wash out their undies."

Bonnie gave Rachel a stern look - she didn't like the word "dyke," even in kidding.

"We're probably going to have to raise condo fees again," Bonnie noted, bringing up the spreadsheet she'd created (with Rachel's help) to manage the association's finances. "If we're going to get that roof work done, and 4 and 7 definitely need it ..."

"I'll be glad when we get our own roof, our own house, our own yard ..."

Bonnie didn't say anything. She just looked at the spreadsheet.

"By the way, I think Didi's having a little dinner party tonight and she didn't invite us. Can you imagine?"

With that, Rachel headed out of the room and down the hallway toward the kitchen.

******

"But Burt, you've known about this dinner all week. Can't Janie watch the grandchildren?"

Didi paced around the kitchen holding the cell phone with one hand and rummaging through the refrigerator with the other.

"Well, I told you why this was important to me. You could have at least told me earlier," she told him.

Burt's family ties were a constant source of annoyance in their relationship. It was admirable, of course, that his family was important to him, but his obligations almost always got in the way of the things Didi wanted to do, and tonight was no exception.

"Well, listen, I can't talk much longer. They're going to be here in twenty minutes and I still have to set the table." There wasn't much point in complaining to Burt. He was always sorry, but he always did whatever he wanted to just the same.

She hung up the phone and finished preparing the roast. As she glanced out the window into the parking lot, she noticed Lacey Grundle riding her expensive ten-speed bike up to her garage and opening the garage door to put it away.

No wonder nothing ever gets done around here, Didi thought. She spends all her time riding around on that bicycle she doesn't have time to get defective light bulbs replaced or follow up on leaks in the basement that have been going on for years now.

She placed the roast carefully in the oven - Marge and Grady were sure to be impressed with this dish, especially the sweet potato and pear combination - and started setting the table.

Upon glancing out on the balcony, she noticed that her Sansivera was looking a little dry. She stepped out onto the balcony and looked around for her watering can. It took all of ten seconds to realize it was gone - stolen by someone.

Well, no wonder, she thought. The security lights don't work, the place is falling to pieces. She knew more than ever that the condo association needed leadership. Real leadership.

*******

Lacey changed out of her riding clothes but didn't bother showering. Nobody would be smelling her tonight (thankfully!).

She poured a cup of hot tea and turned on the computer. If she started the import procedure in the next few minutes, the database could be updated, tested and backed up by eleven and she'd still be able to get a good night's sleep before heading into the office tomorrow to deal with upgrading the desktops. One of these days, she promised herself, I'm going to get an entire weekend to myself without having to dial in.

When her desktop came up she used the company's remote client to access her work computer and launched the necessary applications. She purposely avoided checking her e-mail: no sense making this any more painful than it has to be. She started the backup process on the current data store and walked into the kitchen to deal with the dishes and glasses that had accumulated since about Thursday.

As she loaded the dishwasher, the front door buzzer sounded. Oh God, she thought, not tonight.

"It's Mrs. Patel," said the voice on the intercom. "I just need to talk to you for a minute."

Resigned, Lacey buzzed her in. Condo business, of course. Something stupid, something trivial, something else that she would have to deal with. Lacey knew that Didi was planning to run against her for condo president at Wednesday's meeting, and part of her would have loved to hand the whole thing over to someone else. Lord knows the job isn't glamorous and she'd been doing it for three years now.

But Lacey's competitive nature just wouldn't allow her to be beaten by someone, especially Didi Prescott. She could only imagine that life at Rosedale would be like under the Prescott regime - mandatory lights out at ten, new regulations for window boxes and porch furniture, laminated hall passes ... No, she was not going to lose an election to Didi Prescott.

Dari Patel knocked and Lacey opened the door. Lacey smiled wearily and invited Dari in.

"You told me we could park the station wagon in front of the garage until we finished unpacking, didn't you?" There was a slight note of accusation in Mrs. Patel's tone, as well as a quivery kind of frustration.

"I'm sorry ..." Lacey said, trying to remember when, exactly, they'd discussed the Patels' station wagon.

"We have a lot of boxes - and furniture - and we still have some painting to do in the living room and the guest room. It's only been a week or so ..."

"I don't understand, Dari. What's the problem?"

"Didi Prescott. She left a note on our car telling us we weren't allowed to park it in front of the garage except on a temporary basis. I was going to talk to her myself, but she's so arrogant. I've never met anybody so arrogant."

Lacey decided to tread carefully.

"Well, Didi's fond of rules. That's for sure. Listen ..." Lacey began but was cut short by the phone ringing.

Normally Lacey would have let it go to voice mail, but there was a chance it was one of the network guys calling to have her hold off on the import because somebody was working in the database. She picked it up.

"Hi," came the voice at the other end, tentative and sheepish (and more than a little hungover). Not now.

"Yes, can I call you back a little later," she told him. "I've got somebody here ..."

"I just wanted to say," Mike began, clearing his throat a little, "I don't want things to be weird with us, you know. I mean, Sarah's coming back later and I ..."

"That's no problem," Lacey said with a somewhat forced, cheerful tone (for Dari's benefit). "No problem at al, really."

"I mean," Mike continued, "I had a great time. I really did. And I really like you, Lacey, as a person."

"Yes, yes, of course you do. I know that," she answered. As a person, she thought. What else would he like her as?

"I just want to hear it from you, Lacey," Dari told her. "If Didi says anything again, I want to be able to tell her that you said it was all right."

"Of course it's all right, Dari," Lacey told her. "But do you know how long you're going to need to park there? It is a little tight with all the other cars ..."

"I don't know, Lacey!" Dari said, getting a little impatient. "If I could park it in the garage now, I would, but I can't until they finish painting. There's still plenty of room between the station wagon and the other cars in the parking lot. Honestly!"

"I understand, Dari ..."

"Don't patronize me because I'm Indian, Lacey! I've lived in this country longer than you've been alive!"

"So we're still friends, right?" Mike asked.

"Dari, I'm not ..." Lacey told Dari, "I just need to tell Didi something if she asks me ..."

"You sound mad? Are you mad?" Mike asked.

"I would tell you something to tell Didi Prescott, but I'm too much of a lady. Thanks for nothing!"

"Listen, I just think we both ... oh, I think that's Sarah now. I'd better go. I'll call you during the week." And with that, Mike hung up.

"Dari ..." Lacey called, but she was already out the door.

     
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Didi Prescott

Lacey Grundle

Steve Hartinger

Marge Alderwell

Grady Alderwell

Bonnie Devlow and Rachel Wexler

Mike McHenry

Rhoda Mofford

Alexander and Mrs. Patel

 

Episode Six

Seven-fifteen p.m. A sudden flurry of activities in front of the Patels'. That station wagon hasn't moved for over a week and now their friends' car is blocking access in front of Unit 7. Didi Prescott won't be happy.

Steve had been keeping an informal eye on the Patels since they moved in. Not because they were Indian. In fact, at first he suspected that they might be Pakistani. Marge Alderwell said they were Indian, but how did she know, really? Anyway, it wasn't because of that. It was because he'd Googled Patel after he'd heard the unit had been sold (he made a point of Googling everybody who moved in, just in case) and found out Patel was being hired by M.I.T. to work on The Pathogen Project. Why him and why now?

The Patels' "friend" (a portly, middle-aged South Asian gentleman) was helping Mr. Patel move a couple of large cardboard boxes from his SUV into their garage. It was the first time the garage had been opened for nearly a week (as far as Steve knew, anyway) and the boxes were medium-sized but heavy. Well, it clearly wasn't something chemical or biological because they wouldn't have needed medium-sized cardboard boxes for that.

Nobody seemed to be particularly nervous, but it was also clear their friend wouldn't be staying for dinner. Oh, well.

Steve grabbed a pack of Winstons out of the carton on the refrigerator and headed for his computer. It couldn't hurt to write down some notes while everything was fresh in his mind.

*************

Didi stood in the hallway outside the tenants' door and composed herself. She took a deep breath and knocked, firmly but gently.

The door opened suddenly. Marty Gomes stood in the doorway in a black t-shirt with the name of some rock group and their logo on it (the typeface was very strange and the letters slightly worn, so Didi didn't have time to make it out, and certainly wouldn't have heard of it, anyway). Marty gave Didi a "patient" look.

"Hi Marty," Didi began. "Listen, I know it's only seven thirty, but it is a Sunday night and ..."

Marty shifted onto his other foot.

"I'm having some people over tonight and the music is coming through pretty loud. I wonder if you could turn it down, just a bit?"

"Sure, Didi. No problem," Marty responded. He maintained his expression, which seemed vaguely like impatience, even though if anyone had the right to be impatient ...

"Thanks. It's just that I have people coming over and it's a little distracting ..."

"No problem, Didi."

"Great. Thanks."

Didi took a quick look past Marty where Selda, Marty's girlfriend, was putting potato chips into a bowl. Uh-oh - it looked they were having "guests" tonight, too.

Didi smiled and left and Marty closed the door, quickly but not too loudly, behind her. She waited for the music to go down and, after a few seconds, it seemed to. She started to walk downstairs.

**********

Lacey Grundle sat on her sofa, in the middle of an unexpected call.

"No, it's fine. I was just - working," she told the voice on the other end of the phone.

Lacey hadn't talked to Greg since before Christmas. She wasn't expecting to hear from him any time soon, and especially not today. But here she was, talking with him, filling him in on recent changes at work and hearing about his latest trip to Dubai.

"I was just saying to myself, just tonight, that next weekend I am keeping all to myself. No dialing into the office, no condo business ..."

There was a momentarily silence, and Lacey wondered if this indicated Greg was about to tell her the reason for his call. Then he did.

"I'm sorry to hear that," Lacey replied, a little shocked. "Really. I liked your Mom. A lot."

Lacey settled into a reclining position on the couch. She did like Mary, actually. She was bright and funny - and used to introduce Lacey to people as her "daughter-in-law" even though she and Greg were only living together.

"When is the funeral?" she asked.

***********

The door to Didi's unit was open by the time Marge and Grady made it up the stairs. Something smelled good - Chicken Tetrazini, I think, was what Didi had mentioned she was going to make. She could smell garlic.

"Come in," Didi called from the kitchen. She was turning off a timer. "Have a seat in the living room and I'll be right in.

Nice, Marge thought. Everything from the antique-framed oil painting over the sofa to the Crate and Barrel bookcases (white) to the Shaker-style entertainment center. And immaculate, too. But then, Didi had a service that came once every other week. ("Must be nice," Marge thought.)

"Burt couldn't make it," Didi informed them. She turned to Grady, first: "Scotch and soda?"

Grady nodded.

"How about you, Marge?" Didi asked. "Glass of wine?"

"That sounds nice," Marge replied.

Everything looked about the same as last time, Marge thought. For some reason she thought Didi had mentioned doing some renovations, but everything looked the same. Suddenly, there was a jolt, a kind of big, thumping sound. It came from upstairs.

"Oh my God," Didi said, "I told them ..."

She looked plaintively at Marge and Grady, handed Grady his scotch and went back to get the wine glasses for herself and Marge. "It's the tenants," she informed them, as if that said it all.

"These walls are kind of thin," Marge offered sympathetically.

"I don't even know what kind of work they do," Didi told them, handing Marge her wine. "They're home all the time. Anyway, let's sit down."

Didi sat down at the other end of the sofa Grady was already sitting on, and then realized that this left only the arm chair for Marge, who wasn't about to sit down between them. Then, suddenly, she remembered something and passed out coasters.

"It's too bad about Burt, really, because I think you and he would have had a lot to talk about," she told Grady. Grady didn't respond.

"He handled the takeover of Bendel Brothers. You used to work there, right?"

"Oh, yeah," Grady confirmed. Marge smiled.

"Your place looks great," Marge said.

********

No new jobs at Morgen-Samuels, Steve noted. Not that he would have gone back there, anyhow. Not since the merger. It was all fucked up.

But he would need to get a job one of these days. The payout was good, but not that good. At least he wasn't paying child support anymore, now that the kids were grown. And Meg was remarried, which was mostly a good thing. Mostly.

He thought, briefly, about finding a new site to post his resume, but what was the point, really? He'd find something eventually.

He'd just finished typing in "www.freerepublic.com" when it started. First, the sound of a car stereo: a little too loud with a little too much bass. Then, within less than a minute - the awful screeching sound. He went out to the living room, walked up to the sliding glass doors, and then looked out across the parking lot. And there was Didi, on her balcony.

"Oh my God," Didi cried, "Oh my God." And then: "I knew it - I just knew it!"

She gazed, horrified, as the young man in the t-shirt and ripped jeans - whoever he was - got out of the driver's seat and walked around to examine the damage.

"I knew it!"

     
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Marty Gomes and Selda

 

Episode Seven

Steve jumped out of his chair when he heard the noises, walked over to the sliding doors off the dining room and took a quick peek through the half-open blinds. He assessed the situation pretty quickly: minor parking lot scuffle involving paint scratches, and a combination of both nosy and indifferent neighborhoods. He'd have time to put on some pants and stroll around to the parking lot.

Marge Alderwell, standing on Didi's balcony, had been tacitly tasked, by Didi Prescott, to "don't let him leave" while Didi walked out her apartment door, down the hall, out the side door, and back into the parking lot. In case of a real emergency, the owners on the first floor could just jump the four and a half feet from the balcony to the parking lot, but this was not one of those times.

Didi didn't have to bother opening the side fire door, tricky as it sometimes was, because somebody always left it propped open. In this case, it had to be those renters who were throwing the party upstairs and couldn't even try being considerate on a night when she had company.

Steve came out of his door at roughly the same time as Didi, but he made no attempt to engage her in conversation and she just made a sharp right turn in the direction of the parking lot.

"Is this your car?" asked the t-shirted young man in the ripped jeans, of Marge, who looked around and then pointed to Didi, who was making her way over.

"I'm really sorry ..."

"I guess I am, too," Didi sniffed. She assessed the damage to her vehicle.

At first glance, there was none, or didn't seem to be. Then, it revealed itself: a twelve-inch scar, faint where it started but gathering momentum at the other end, on the right side of her late model Nissan. She thought immediately about deductibles and premiums.

"I wasn't sure I'd have enough room on this side," parking lot guy started, apparently to Didi, "that I wasn't even looking - I mean, I was looking, but ..."

"Well, this was just waiting to happen. What have I been saying ...?" Didi looked up at Lacey's window, where the lights were on and the sliding screen door in place, but where apparently no one's curiosity had been roused by the events in the parking lot.

Steve joined the small group made up of Didi, t-shirt guy, Marge Alderwell looking down from Didi's balcony, and Mr. and Mrs. Patel standing next to their garage (which Mr. Patel was just now locking -had they been out there all this time?). It was clearly the Patels' improperly parked station wagon that t-shirt guy was trying to avoid when he hit Didi's Nissan.

"First of all the lights," Didi continued, pointing at a burnt-out bulb on the side of the one of the buildings. "I mean, we've talked about that. Secondly, we have policies in this complex ..." she looked at Dari Patel. "Let's start enforcing them."

"Do you want my registration stuff ..." t-shirt guy said to Didi, showing her some papers.

Marty and Selda, Didi's upstairs neighbors, joined the group.

"Hey, man, what's up?" Marty asked his friend.

"For your information," Dari told Didi, "I had permission from the association president to keep our car in front of our unit until all of our packages have arrived."

Steve's interest perked up at the mention of "packages." What kind of packages?

"Well, in our condo association," Didi replied, "the president doesn't have the power to make those kinds of decisions without consulting the rest of us. Not if it's contrary to the written Rules and Regulations."

Didi noticed the arrival of Marty and Selda.

"And we have rules about noise, too!" Didi told them.

"I know a guy who could fix that pretty cheap," Marty told her, nodding in the direction of the twelve-inch scratch on her car.

"Oh!" Didi cried, letting out an involuntary ... scream? yelp?

Didi's voice wasn't really loud, but it had such a distinctive pitch that most condo owners could pick it easily out of a crowd. Lacey noticed it while she was on the phone and drifted to the window to see what was going on.

She saw Didi, a strange car stopped between Didi's car and the Patels' station wagon, and a small crowd. Didi was talking and she didn't look happy.

Lacey knew she should probably go down and see what was going on. But it was Sunday night, she had a big day at work tomorrow, and somehow she just didn't feel like getting involved.

     
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Episode 8

It was a strange night after that.

Steve poured himself an Old Granddad and water, with ice, that he nursed for the rest of the evening. He only drank on Saturday nights, only if he was home and in for the night (which was most Saturday nights, these days) or if he was out on a date (in which case it wasn't Old Granddad -- it was mostly wine if he wanted to impress the lady or beer if he'd already decided he didn't care one way or the other).

The hippie/punk/whatever people above Didi kept it going until about 1 in the morning. The bursts of noise came in waves and clusters, not at one constant level, which was probably driving Didi even crazier. Steve knew as a downstairs neighbor that if the noise stayed fairly constant you could be driven to run upstairs and bang on the door or even call the cops (he'd done it, but only once). But if the noise were intermittent, you couldn't help but debate, back and forth with yourself, whether the noise was really bad enough to warrant intervention. If that was a strategy on their part, Steve thought, it was a good one.

Steve was about to turn his computer off for the evening (having logged his notes about the earlier events of the evening, just in case they should later be needed), when he noticed two important e-mails (it seemed like ages since he'd gotten even one important e-mail):

"Re: RESPONSE TO JOB POSTING: Project Coordinator - Contract Position"


Below that was a different Sender and Subject:

"FROM: Annabeth Subject: How are you doing?"


He should probably read the one from Annabeth first because, after all, she is his daughter, but the other one could contain positive information regarding his employment situation. He double-clicked on it.

"Dear Mr. Hartinger: We have reviewed your resume and would like to schedule an appointment for you to meet Mr. Charles Haggers, Director of Public Projects. Mr. Haggers has two available appointments this week, on Tuesday, ..."

So, they wanted to see him. Finally. But they still couldn't be bothered to acknowledge that he had an outstanding resume and an impressive list of accomplishments and a boat-load of hard-earned respect in a tough business. No, instead it was "Here's when we can see you." Oh, well. Whatever, as his granddaughter was now starting to say (his granddaughter!).

The other e-mail was from Annabeth, the daughter who was not yet married and who had not yet - thankfully - produced any grandchildren (though it would be nice if she did, some day ...). He double-clicked on Annabeth's before finishing the one from Henderson-Allen.

"Hi Dad. Sorry I haven't written a lot, lately ..."

**********************


Lacey's alarm went off and, for the first time in about a week, she knew she wasn't going riding before work today. Not with the beta launch this morning and the condo meeting tonight. God, I wish I could postpone it tonight, see if everybody's free to do it next Monday instead, but not with the stupid election tonight that I don't even care about ...

But she did care, of course. Not in the way Didi Prescott cared, but ...

"FROM: Didi Prescott TO: Units at Rosedale Trustees, Officers and Owners, RE: Rules and Regulations"


Uh-oh.

Didi was business-like but to the point:

Dear Owners, Officers and Trustees,

As you know, we have a very specific and important agenda for tonight's meeting - to elect officers for another two-year term. Over the years many of us have worked for the betterment of the association in a variety of capacities and many people have made great contributions ...

Where the hell is she going with this?

But it's important every so often to reexamine where we are, where we've been and where we're going. Is our association functioning smoothly for the benefit of all? Are our rules and regulations being effectively promoted and enforced for the welfare of the entire association community?

These should be the kinds of questions we ask ourselves as we gather to decide the future direction of the Rosedale Units Condominium Trust.

Oh my God, she's doing an e-mail campaign to promote her candidacy - only she's doing it in the form of a public service announcement. Who the hell is her campaign manager, Karl Rove (with help from Martha Stewart)?

Lacey laughed, a little (well, smiled, anyway) as she put on the coffee and started getting ready for work. Towards the end of the e-mail, Didi managed to let everyone know about the "incident" in the parking lot last night and what (poor association leadership) factors were to blame.

Lacey had too much else to think about today, including the beta launch, of course, but also a very strange lunch date she'd made with Greg Beers. Since he was only going to be in town for a couple of days (to attend his mother's funeral and help her sister handle some of the financial details), they had to make it a lunch date, which was probably better, really ...

As a finishing touch to her "business casual" (but a little more stylish than usual) ensemble, Lacey was about to put on her Mexican bracelet, the one Mike McHenry had commented on the other night (though it didn't seem like him to notice jewelry), when she couldn't find it. Anywhere.

Lacey was a pretty methodical undresser (even, on those increasingly rare occasions, when she was undressing in front of someone else), but the bracelet wasn't in either of the "normal" places (dresser or night stand). Then she vaguely remembered taking it off in the living room. She went out to check.

God, I'd just love to let Didi win (hell, maybe I'll even vote for her), but Didi doesn't really deserve to win. But it would serve her right to make her president.

The bracelet wasn't on the end table either. That's strange.

Lacey gathered her things and went off to work.

****************


Didi's kitchen was in a state of "manageable mess." White flour, wheat flour, tahini butter and several exotic ingredients and spices. She was working on a "finger-food" type of appetizers to bring over to Dari's for tonight's meeting. Alexander, Dari's husband, was actually the one to volunteer their unit for tonight's meeting, even though they hadn't even moved in, yet. Dari didn't look very happy, but she didn't contradict her husband (was that an "Indian" thing - Didi didn't know but made a mental note to look it up later on the internet).

They had said no food at this one (or at least that food wasn't necessary), but usually the host or hostess provided something and Didi wasn't sure what Mrs. Patel would provide, if anything. Better to have at least something.

Some people would, no doubt, infer that Didi was trying to buy votes by providing appetizers, but that struck Didi as absurd. Nobody would vote for somebody for association president simply because they liked their appetizers!

****************


It was about two-thirty when the mailman came. Yes, Bonnie would agree that it was sexist to assume that all letter carriers were male, but this one was male and "mailman" was a lot easier to say that "letter carrier" or "postal deliverer." Anyway, he came and Bonnie had time to get to the mailbox before Rachel got home.

She opened the mailbox with a mix of excitement, trepidation, and an attempt to be nonchalant if it turned out that nothing had arrived, yet.

As it happened, it had arrived.

Bonnie brought the package in, making it all the way through the building door, then the door to her own unit, then over to the dining room table, before opening the oversized envelope. But there it was. All the information she needed on the International Acupuncture Academy of China.

********************


She recognized him right away. It hadn't been that long, really (a year and a half, maybe), but Greg Beers looked the same as he always did.

Great, as a matter of fact. Lacey joined him at the table and, since he took the trouble of standing up, exchanged the most business-like of kisses with just a hint of "I'd be willing to do a little more, maybe" thrown in.

Greg smiled.

     
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Episode Nine

She stepped out of the shower, dried herself off with her favorite fluffy, green towel, and worked on her hair first. She had a good, thick head of (mostly) brown hair, but it was a little curlier than she cared for. Lacey's straight-haired friends envied her effortless waves and curls, but they couldn't understand how limiting it was, especially when the weather got humid. Will I go curly today, extra curly or really, really curly? Down, hair - down, I say!

She had been dreading tonight's condo meeting for most of the day - until her lunch with Greg. Greg, of course, couldn't help her quell any of the recent "condo crises" she was facing, but his presence had a calming effect. Besides, much as she hated to admit it, Lacey thrived amid discord and chaos. She was (almost) always able to cut through it and get people to focus on what really mattered. At least that's how she described herself in job interviews.

She headed into the bedroom to get dressed when there was a knock on the door. Never good news. Never. And she couldn't very well pretend she wasn't home.

"I'm sorry, but I wanted to talk to you before the meeting tonight."

Mike McHenry. Lacey had no intention of leading him on (especially with his girlfriend back in town and the recent reappearance of Greg), but she had to admit he could be pretty damn sexy. In all the time they'd worked together on maintenance tasks and projects, she'd never thought of Mike that way, but then last weekend ...

"I have to get dressed," she told him.

"No problem. I just wanted to - I want to make sure things aren't weird between us," he said.

"No, they're not weird," she replied.

They then both stood there looking at each other for a moment. Absently, she touched the part of her wrist where her Mexican bracelet usually rested. She was about to ask Mike whether he had seen it when ...

"I also wanted to talk about the light bulb - you know, the one in the parking lot that Didi's complaining about ..."

"Can't we talk about it at the meeting?" Lacey asked.

Just then her buzzer sounded. Oh, God. Who else?

"Who is it?" she asked and then pressed the speaker button.

"It's Rhoda. Is Mike up there?"

Lacey looked at Mike, but he seemed to be expecting this.

"I told her I was coming here before the meeting."

Lacey invited Rhoda up and buzzed her in.

"The reason I wanted to talk about the light bulb situation before the meeting," Mike began, "is that I know Didi's going to make something of it. You know, it's our fault for not having the flood light working ... but the thing is those bulbs are hard to find ..."

Lacey and Mike were still standing in the doorway, Lacey wearing her terrycloth bathrobe and a gold chain around her neck and nothing else, when Rhoda arrived. Lacey looked at Rhoda, but couldn't think of anything to say.

"I'm heading out," Rhoda told Mike, "and I just wanted to see if you'd put my stuff in the dryer when it finishes."

"We've got our meeting tonight," Mike told her, sheepishly. Or was it guiltily? Could Rhoda possibly surmise anything from so little information? Probably not. But it would be really pointless if she did, because Lacey didn't want "a thing" with Mike any more than he wanted one with her. Presumably.

"That's okay. Anytime. I'll grab the stuff when I get home tonight."

Rhoda smiled at Lacey and Mike. She doesn't know anything.

The buzzer sounded again. Who is it now, she thought. She pressed the button.

"Hi, it's me. I was just driving by ..."

Greg. This was great. But terrible. She buzzed him in.

"I'll handle Didi," she told Mike. "Don't worry about her."

"Well, if you say so ..."

"See you later," Rhoda said and started down the hallway. Mike didn't immediately follow her. Instead, he looked at Lacey and Lacey looked at him.

"It'll be fine, really. She can't sue the condo association since that just means the money will come out of her pocket."

True, he thought. He looked down the hall at the tall, broad-shouldered business man walking in their direction. Lacey decided on the "great old friend" greeting and said, brightly, "Greg! I wish I could hang out, but I've got this condo meeting tonight. I'm either going to be reelected or resoundingly defeated."

Greg came closer. Mike noticed Greg's immaculate haircut and chiseled face. I get it, he thought, he's got money.

*********************

Rachel did the dishes while Bonnie surfed the net from the computer in the guest room. On nights when Bonnie cooked, Rachel did the dishes and when Rachel cooked, Bonnie did them. But they both kind of preferred it when Bonnie cooked (now that her repertoire had expanded beyond the fried chicken and mashed potatoes she used to make weekly for her husband and her son).

Bonnie had the Acupuncture Academy site up on the screen and this time she wasn't going to hastily click the "Search" button when Rachel walked in to cover up her guilty crime. No, Bonnie's acceptance letter arriving in today's mail meant the time had come to talk it over. Sooner rather than later.

Bonnie heard the sounds that signified "finishing up": closing the dishwasher door and starting it up, wiping down the counter, the closing of cabinets. She listened as Rachel's footsteps, not exactly delicate, but pressing down on wood floors in an even, contented fashion, approached the guest room.

"Any last minute lobbying from Didi Prescott? An e-mail reminding us of our patriotic duty?"

"Just a note reminding everyone to attend the meeting tonight," Bonnie relayed, "and that we're voting on officers."

"Nice touch," Rachel noted. "Keep it nonpartisan, but get your name out there. I think I'll write in John Kerry just to bug her."

Bonnie smiled, but then her smile faded. This caught Rachel by surprise. She looked at Bonnie, who suddenly looked close to tears. Then she looked at the screen, but the official web site of the International Acupuncture Academy of Shanghai didn't set off any immediate bells. She then looked back at Bonnie.

"There's something we have to talk about," Bonnie began.

**************

After Dari Patel buzzed Didi Prescott in the front door, she gave their unit the once over, at least those parts the assembled unit owners would see. It looked good. Considering they'd only been living at Rosedale for two months, the place had shaped up pretty well. Although some of the women would no doubt find some of her décor a little "exotic" (meaning "Indian"), Dari had no intention of modifying her tastes to suit them. Besides, it wasn't nearly as "Indian" as, say, her mother-in-law's two-story high ranch in Schenectady.

Didi arrived at the front door with a big tray of something, covered tightly with tin foil. On second thought, it was a baking dish. Didi smiled perfunctorily then made her way directly to the kitchen.

"Do you mind if I go ahead and heat these up?" she asked.

"Let me help you," Dari offered, extending her arms to take the dish from Didi.

"That's okay," Didi responded, "it's easier if I do it." She then placed the dish down on the counter and started taking over the oven controls without asking. Granted, they all had the same kitchen set up, but still ... Dari certainly couldn't ever see herself taking over another woman's kitchen like this.

"It's just a little something I found in Food and Wine," Didi explained. "I hope you like them."

Somehow, Dari didn't think it really mattered to Didi Prescott one way or another if she liked them or if she didn't.

     
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Episode Ten

"I brought soda!" Marge Alderwell announced as she entered the Patels' apartment, with Grady trailing behind carrying plastic cups. "I didn't think to bring ice."

Dari Patel assured Marge that she did have ice, taking the two-liter bottles of Coke and ginger ale from Marge and making her way back to the kitchen, where Didi Prescott was hovering over the oven, where her "Pan Asian Tahini" cakes were warming up. So American, Dari thought -- take a little bit from this culture and little bit from that and pretend now that you understand each one.

"Almost done," Did exclaimed in sing-song style that one didn't expect to hear from her. She smiled and waved at the Alderwells.

Steve Hartinger, nestled comfortably in the Patels' overstuffed easy chair and nursing a Miller Lite, thought that maybe it was the first time he'd seen Didi Prescott smile. He had to admit that, personality aside, Didi was pretty hot for an "older woman." (Okay, "hot" wasn't exactly the word he'd use considering that she was about five years older than he was, and he was no kid himself. But not too bad ...).

Didi was wearing a floral-patterned silk blouse and a simple beige skirt, with a braided gold chain running down from her neck to just above her waist. She'd kept a nice figure for a "woman her age" and her collar-length hair had a nice mixture of light brown, blond and gray. Steve wondered - for the first time ever - what she'd look like with just the bra.

"Can I get anyone a soda?" Marge offered.

"And for the grown-ups, there's beer," Steve counteroffered. Marge responded with a tight-lipped smile, acknowledging the joke but clearly annoyed by it. Alex Patel, however, laughed heartily.

"That sounds good," he said and Steve directed him to the six-pack he'd stashed in the refrigerator. Mrs. Patel brushed past Steve without saying anything as she started setting up chairs.

He knew, of course, that most people in the complex thought he was a little weird. He kind of liked it that way. Ask any of the great ones - it's not necessarily a bad thing to be feared.

Buzz. Dari pressed the button and let the next group in.

Dari seemed kind of uncomfortable, Steve thought. She almost couldn't bear to look anybody in the eye.

After a moment, Bonnie Devlow came in with a big plastic bag and Rachel followed, along with Mike McHenry, the super.

"The potato chip committee is here!" Bonnie exclaimed cheerfully.

"I'll get you a bowl," Didi offered and started for the kitchen but Dari cut her off.

"It's okay, Didi, I can handle it," she told her.

"Your place is really lovely, Dari," Didi said.

"It really is," Marge noted. "Especially since you've only been here - what, two months?"

"I'm trying," Dari said with a smile, bringing a potato chip bowl to the dining room table.

"All your stuff arrive okay?" Steve asked. "I saw somebody came around with a truck last weekend."

Dari placed the bowl and then addressed the others, not Steve. "The trick is remembering where I put everything." She walked back into the kitchen without looking at Steve.

Uh-oh, he thought, I guess you're not supposed to say things like that.

"Any more of those beers?" Rachel asked Steve.

"Bottom shelf of the fridge," Steve instructed.

Mike looked around uncomfortably, then took a seat on one of the kitchen chairs they'd brought out. "So, Lacey isn't here, yet," he noted.

"She must be out somewhere riding around on her bicycle," Didi speculated. "I hope she's wearing her helmet!"

"I just saw her ..." Mike began and then stopped. He looked around but nobody seemed to notice him no matter what he said.

Another group of unit owners walked in, causing Didi to exclaim, "Chairs! We're going to need more chairs!" She noted that they'd already used the two kitchen chairs and the Patels hadn't yet set up their dining room.

"We've got some in the garage," Alex Patel told her.

"I'll help," Steve offered and jumped quickly out of his chair.

Dari Patel walked over between her husband and Steve Hartinger.

"Let Alex do it, Steve. It's a reall mess down there."

"Are you kidding? You should see my garage ..." Steve noted, but Dari was insistent, actually blocking Steve in with her stout/solid body and indicating a chair with her hand.

"No, really. It's fine."

Nice eyes, Steve thought. A bit plump for his taste, but ...

"Can I get you another beer?" she offered.

Interesting. She really didn't want him going down to that basement and was using beer as an incentive.

"Sure," he replied. He'd have time to figure out what was in there. He sat back down.

"How's your car doing, Didi?" Marge asked Didi, who was standing on the exact spot dividing the kitchen from the dining room/living room.

"Oh, please," Didi said in attempt at breezy resignation, "let's not even talk about it."

Another knock at the door and Lacey Grundle entered, accompanied by a man that Marge hadn't met before, or even seen around the place. He appeared to be with Lacey.

"Hi everybody," Lacey said, "This is an old friend of mine, Greg Beers."

Marge noticed that Didi Prescott ducked back into the kitchen immediately after Lacey and Greg entered.

"Beers," Steve repeated, lifting his bottle, "nice name."

Greg smiled politely.

Didi suddenly breezed in from the kitchen (since when did Didi Prescott "breeze") and stepped into the middle of the room with her platter. "You have to try some of my Pan Asian Tahini cakes," she said to no one in particular, "I got the recipe from Food and Wine."

Didi stopped in front of Lacey and Greg first.

"Didi, this is Greg Beers."

Didi put on her best hostess smile indicating she'd like to extend her hand, but couldn't. "Burt was going to come tonight but he had to watch his grandchildren."

On seeing Greg scan the platter of appetizers, Didi instructed, "Go ahead." Greg took one. Didi then turned to Lacey.

"There's no nuts in them, are there?" Lacey inquired.

"No. They're a little on the spicy side, though. If you have a weak stomach maybe you shouldn't ..."

Lacey took one. Upon popping the whole thing in her mouth - there seemed no other way to eat it - she had to admit they were pretty good.

Alex had arrived with more chairs and everyone sat down. Steve, having lost his comfy chair to Mike McHenry (who was trying not to glare at this Greg guy, not that anyone noticed), plunked himself down on the sofa next to Marge and Grady Alderwell. It gave Steve a small bit of pleasure when Marge discreetly, but definitively, moved over toward Grady so as not to actually be touching Steve.

Bonnie Devlow told Lacey, "I have the financial stuff if you want to start with that." Rachel couldn't believe, as she looked at Bonnie conducting her "condo business," that she might not see Bonnie for two whole years. Sure, she could always go and visit, but China ...

"Actually, before we get started, I'd like to say something," Didi began.

Sure, whatever, Lacey thought. Say something. It's not going to help.

"As many of you know, I've not only lived in the Rosedale Condominiums for twenty-three years, but I've also been on the board once or twice and was even president for awhile back in the early eighties ..."

Lacey did a surreptitious scan of her fellow owners faces, not lingering too long on any particular one, but it appeared people were being polite and open-minded. Bonnie probably won't vote for her because she's loyal to Lacey and Dari obviously can't stand Didi, though she might vote for her just to stick it to me. Steve, I have no idea ...

"and I really respect all the hard work that's involved. I think our current team has done an outstanding job, and considering that some of them have very demanding and highly compensated jobs outside of their association work, I think they've done an excellent job of keeping things running more or smoothly on a daily basis."

Oh, God. Here it comes. Where was Didi going? She can't out-and-out be a bitch or everyone will .... Suddenly, Lacey felt a tightening in her stomach. This is ridiculous, she thought. I don't even care about -

But it wasn't jealousy or competitiveness or even annoyance. It was her stomach. And her head. A sudden lightheadedness and then ...

"Lacey," Marge asked, "are you okay?"

Lacey tried to answer, but was having trouble catching her breath. She held one hand against her stomach, raised the other and then ... crumpled down onto the floor.

     
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Episode Eleven

As soon as everyone realized that something was seriously wrong, Greg, Mike, Rachel and Grady pulled out their cell phones at approximately the same time.

"It's okay - I've got it!" Alexander Patel offered, but Mike cut him off.

"It's already ringing," he said.

Lacey was still breathing, but it was clearly an effort. She stopped trying to talk, but accepted the glass of water that Dari provided until she started choking on it.

"Oh my God," Marge exclaimed and then, again, "Oh my God!"

"Are you okay?" Didi asked, practically pushing Dari out of the way. "Can you talk?"

Lacey was about to say something but was then gripped by a spasm of some kind.

"The Units at Rosedale," Mike instructed the 911 operator. "Unit Six."

"Those things didn't have peanuts in them, right?" Greg asked Didi.

"Peanuts? No, of course not. I mean ..."

Didi appeared to think for a moment.

"Walnuts. But that's not the same at all." Didi turned to Lacey, who was clutching her chest. "You're not allergic to walnuts, are you?" she asked.

Lacey convulsed.

"Okay, let's clear a path to the door," Steve Hartinger proposed and grabbed one end of an occasional table that was potentially blocking their way. "Hey, Mike, you wanna give ma hand?"

Mike looked annoyed at first, but grabbed the other end of the table.

"Where should we put it?" he asked.

"Be careful with that," Dari warned. When Marge Alderwell looked at Dari kind of oddly, she added, "One of the legs ..."

Mike and Steve put down the table and Mike started to look for other pieces of furniture to move. He also opened the door to the hallway.

"Hey, Rachel, could you go prop open the fire door?" Mike asked.

Rachel stood up and started out, then looked at Mike who was just standing by the door.

"I just want to keep an eye on ..." Mike started, but never finished. Rachel shrugged and left.

"A person with allergies has to be very careful," Marge Alderwell offered, to no one in particular except maybe Dari, who was standing closest by her. "My sister's kids all have peanut allergies and they can't even be in the same room as peanut butter." After a moment, "At least that's what she tells me."

Bonnie came out of the bathroom with a damp wash cloth and applied it to Lacey's forehead. "Just relax," she told Lacey and it seemed to help.

"Where's ..." the paramedic asked as he came into the unit but stopped when he caught sight of Lacey. "Give us some room please."

His partner came in and they carried a collapsible stretcher over to the sofa and proceeded to put Lacey on it.

"Does anybody know the name of Lacey's doctor?" Didi Prescott asked. She then picked up Lacey's knapsack and handed it to Greg.

"She might have a wallet in there with her insurance information. You're going to need that at the hospital."

Greg did as he was instructed and looked through the bag but there didn't seem to be a wallet in there. He didn't exactly feel comfortable rifling through Lacey's personal belongings, since they hadn't been intimate for a few years. He was curious about a book he saw in there but knew this wasn't the time to learn more about his ex-girlfriend's reading habits.

"I'll go to her apartment," Greg exclaimed and then, in a flash of inspiration, reached into Lacey's pockets until he found her keys. She was confused, but didn't have time to process anything as the paramedics got her strapped in.

"I could ..." Mike started to tell Greg, "I've got keys to all the units - I'm the super. If you want I could ... why don't you go ahead in the ambulance and I'll meet you at ..."

Mike turned to the paramedics. "Where are you taking her?"

"MGH," the main guy replied. "It's the closest."

"Okay," Greg replied, and left with Lacey and the paramedics. Mike looked around the room at the stunned unit owners and then left himself as Rachel came back in.

"Boy, and you say these meetings are usually dull!" she remarked to Bonnie, who smiled politely but was clearly upset.

"She'll be fine," Didi offered. "I'm sure she will."

Unnoticed by most of the group, Steve Hartinger was placing one of Didi's uneaten Tahini Cakes into a zip-lock bag from the Patels' kitchen drawer.

"I guess we should postpone until-" Dari began, but Didi's eyes suddenly lit up.

"We're going to need someone to take care of the day-to-day business of running the association. I know we didn't get a chance to vote ..." she started.

"Jesus, Didi!" Rachel explained, carrying some of the plates and dishes back into the kitchen.

"I'm not saying it should be me - necessarily. I mean, we still need to hold an election, but ... somebody's should step in for the meantime just to make sure things get done. You know, like the lights in the parking lot and the repairs on the retaining wall."

Didi looked around the room and encountered a variety of expressions, from Marge's worried concern to Bonnie's forlorn distraction to Dari Patel's suspicious sideways glance. Steve Hartinger kept an eye out the glass balcony doors to the paramedics driving away. He'd stuffed the zip-locked tahini cake into his shirt pocket, which wasn't exactly discreet but he didn't really care.

"I think Bonnie Devlow is supposed to take over if anything happens to the president," Dari told the group. They all glanced in her direction.

"It's in the condo docs," she explained.

Pretty much everyone in attendance would have take her word for it since most hadn't read the condo docs since they moved in - if then.

"The secretary of the association takes over until a new special election is held," Dari recited, as if from memory. She then glanced toward Didi while adding, "which needs to be held within 30 days."

They were all quiet, but most couldn't help looking toward Didi (who looked thoughtful). Rachel Wexler seemed to be (badly) suppressing a smile.

"Well of course," Didi acknowledged, looking toward Bonnie. "You should take over - temporarily - if you don't mind."

It seemed as though Bonnie was just now grasping what they were all talking about. She looked at Rachel, then the others.

"I'm not sure I can," she said.

"It's up to you, Bonnie. But if you don't feel up to it, I could ..." Didi told her.

Bonnie looked carefully at Didi. "No, I think I can." She looked at Rachel, who seemed surprised, and then back to Didi.

"It's fine. Just until Lacey is feeling better."

"That's ... great," Didi told Bonnie, her face becoming cheerier. "All in favor ..."

Dari Patel cut her off. "We don't need to vote on it, Didi. It's in the by-laws."

"She had to take it one step further, didn't she?" Didi thought to herself. She joined Rachel and Marge in helping Dari clean up. Meanwhile, Mr. Patel didn't budge from his easy chair and Steve Hartinger barely noticed that the women were doing all the housework, as usual.

Instead, his eye was caught by something on the Patels' balcony.

"Hey, Didi," he said. "Didn't you used to have one like that?"

"One what," she asked, slightly annoyed, then found her interest piqued by something Steve was looking at on the balcony. She joined him by the glass doors and noticed a brightly colored tin watering can she'd picked up while visiting Guadalajara with Burt.

Could Dari Patel have found and purchased the same one?

She looked over at Dari, who was already staring at Steve and Didi and whatever they were looking at on her balcony.

     
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Alexander and Mrs. Patel

 

Episode Twelve

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Mike McHenry walked tentatively around Lacey's apartment. He didn't want to snoop, of course, but he did need to find her wallet. Seeing that it wasn't anywhere in the living room/dining room area, he reasoned it was probably in the bedroom.

Was it just a couple of days ago that he and Lacey walked into this room, half-dressed and feverishly working on the other half? It seemed like it couldn't really have happened, but - they both knew it did.

There, on her dresser, was a pocketbook and, most likely, a wallet inside. He found what he came for and decided not to linger.

Off to the hospital.

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"My watering can!" Didi exclaimed.

"Your watering can?" Dari replied.

Didi picked up the brightly painted tin watering can with a sunflower painted on the spout. "Well, it certainly looks like mine. Where did you get it?"

"I got it at a yard sale. In Schenectady."

"Isn't that interesting?" Didi mused, "I got mine in Oaxaca." Didi stared at Dari for a moment. "That's in Mexico."

"That is interesting," Dari replied, taking the can back and placing it on the ground. "That must be where this one came from, too."

Steve Hartinger found it interesting, too.

"Say, Alex, can I give you a hand with these chairs? They go in the basement, right?"

"We'll take care of that," Dari offered. "I can't even think about cleaning up right now."

Somehow Dari's demeanor indicated, Time to go home, everyone.

"Are you sure?" Marge asked, coming back in from the kitchen.

"Yes, really," Dari replied.

Didi took one last look at the watering can - her watering can (it had to be), then said good-night.

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Bonnie was at her computer again, looking at next month's association expenses, when Rachel entered.

"So you're staying," Rachel said.

"I guess I am."

Rachel sat down on the guest room couch and waited for Bonnie to turn away from the computer and toward her. After a moment, she did.

"Are you happy?" Rachel asked, "I mean, that you're staying?"

"I don't know," was all Bonnie could say.

They sat in silence for a moment.

"I've been happy, Rachel. I've been happy most of the time. But now ..." she trailed off. "I just want something else. I don't mean you. I don't mean ..."

What did she mean?

"I'm sixty-two years old and I've never done anything ... I mean, I raised a family, I worked as a secretary, I moved to Boston ..."

"Yes, I know," Rachel replied, "and I'm glad you did."

"Oh, me, too! Really. It's just ... I want to accomplish something. The idea of going to China to study acupuncture ..."

"You still can."

"I know. And I think I will. As soon as Lacey's better."

Rachel couldn't think of anything to say, so she put her arms around Bonnie - and secretly hoped Lacey wouldn't get better any time soon.

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Mike was approaching the end of the hall at Mass General, counting off Rooms 304, 306, 308 and saw Greg Beers outside of 310 talking on his cell phone.

"So if you could just leave the papers on my desk I'll take care of them first thing ..."

Greg looked up and noticed Mike.

"... in the morning. Thanks, Jan." Greg closed up his cell phone. "It's not pretty," he said, indicating the inside of the hospital room. Through the open door, Mike saw Lacey, unconscious, with a breathing tube.

"They think she'll be okay. I mean, they think ..."

Mike looked at Lacey, then concentrated on Greg.

"They'll know more tomorrow," was all Greg could say.

"Wow. I knew she had food allergies ..." Mike noted.

"God did she ever! Wherever we went she always had to ask the waiter a million questions: does it have peanuts? Does it have gluten? I think it was one of the reasons ..." Greg stopped himself.

"Listen," Greg told Mike, "I've got a few other things I've got to attend to. My mom just passed away, which is the reason I'm back here in the first place and ... do you have a cell phone?"

Mike reached around in his pocket and pulled it out, though he wasn't sure why.

"No, I mean - give me your number. I'll give you a call tomorrow and see if anything's ... you know, see what's up?"

"Oh," Mike replied and gave Greg the number.

"Thanks! Well, I'd better ... Thanks," Greg said and headed down the hall.

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Steve kept the lights off in his living room so he could peer through the blinds without being seen. Sure enough, the lights were on in the Patels' basement garage and there was a lot of movement. More, he thought, then just the putting back of a few folding chairs.

     
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Alexander and Mrs. Patel

 

Episode Thirteen

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Dari Patel wiped, swept and polished every last inch of the five-by-seven kitchen, even though the departing group had hardly made any mess at all, to speak of. Alex made sometimes useful/sometimes merely token gestures of collaboration by bringing serving items in one-by-one and putting away condiments. But he mostly tried to stay out of Dari's way.

"That's weird about the watering can," Alex initiated, deciding to forego the search for a segue.

Dari stopped wiping immediately but didn't turn to face him. He knew his suspicion was correct.

"I don't remember us picking it up at a yard sale," he ventured even further.

"I don't inform you about every little purchase, Alexander," she said, walking past him toward the living room. "Should I?"

Alex hated having to do this. He hated having to have this conversation. He hated the fact that it was going to drag on, but he also hated what was coming at the end of it, so he was momentarily grateful that Dari was postponing the inevitable.

Alex said no